😴 Even Bigfoot Sleeps Better Now.
After decades of stomping through the woods and snoring like a dump truck, Bigfoot finally found peace.
Hostage Tape.
If it works for that face, it'll work for yours.
✅ Stopped his snoring
✅ Held on 8 hours of wilderness sleep
✅ Didn’t rip his beard off
✅ Scared zero campers
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👇 Why Hostage Tape Actually Works (Even If You’re Skeptical)
1. It Actually Stops Snoring
You’re thinking, “It’s just tape?”
We get it. But when your mouth stays closed, you breathe through your nose, get better oxygen, and snore way less.
“My SnoreLab score dropped from 100+ to 5.” – Brian H.
“My wife finally sleeps through the night.” – Terry B.
Bigfoot didn’t need a sleep study. Just one night of silence.
2. Built for Beards. And Wilderness. And Not Ripping Your Face Off.
Hostage Tape is soft, flexible, and actually stays on—even with facial hair.
“Held all night, no issues with my beard.” – Juan R.
Even Bigfoot doesn’t flinch when it peels off. (Try that with drugstore tape.)
3. Premium Sleep for Pennies
Other “solutions” suck: chin straps, cheap tape, machines, pills…
Hostage Tape = less than $0.55/day for quality sleep.
“More energy than I can remember.” – David N.
“Bye, chin strap. Hello, comfort.” – Marvin P.
4. Doesn’t Feel Trapped or Scary
It’s breathable. Porous. You can still get air if you need to.
You’ll forget you’re wearing it — even if you’re skeptical about Bigfoot.
“Skeptical at first… now I forget it’s on.” – Leigh K.
5. Try It. No Regrets. No Roars.
Not feeling the difference? Just send it back.
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Over 150,000 people (and one legend) trust it nightly.
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🤔 FAQs – For Skeptics, Sleepers, and Sasquatches Alike
Is Hostage Tape safe?
Yes — it’s breathable, hypoallergenic, and designed for nasal breathing.
Will it work with my beard?
Absolutely. That’s what we’re famous for.
What if I don’t like it?
Return it within 30 days. Full refund. No growling required.
Real Reviews from Real Humans
Alex D.
"Admittedly I was skeptical about whether or not this tape would actually improve my sleep. I can’t believe how wrong I was. This stuff has absolutely improved the quality of my sleep. 10 out of 10 recommend."
Theresa D.
"In all ways of working of optimization, I finally added hostage tape. I had an amazing first night of sleep, and it’s really easy to wear, I was very pleasantly surprised! I even felt my breathing instantly regulate. Excited to implement this new habit."
Peter P.
"I really love the nasal strips. The popular name brand strips irritate my nose and I end up peeling off in the middle of the night. Not Hostage Tape ones. Ultra comfortable."