5 REASONS WHY 100,000+ PEOPLE TRUST MOUTH TAPE
100,000+ Mouth Tapers
Trusted By 100,000+ Mouth Tapers
🤐 I Mouth Tape Every Night
Then I Dunk My Face in Saratoga Water.
And rub banana on my cheeks.
(Obviously.)
I wake up at 3:15 AM.
Not because I want to.
Because I used to snore so loud my wife left the bed.
Hostage Tape changed everything.
✅ Snoring? Gone.
✅ Dry mouth? No more.
✅ Wife? Back in bed.
✅ Face? Saratoga-banana fresh.
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👇 My Routine Includes:
🤐 Taping my mouth with Hostage tape
❄️ My face in Saratoga ice water
🍌 Rubbing banana on my face
And guess what?
It all starts with Hostage Tape.
👇 Why Hostage Tape Actually Works (Even If You’re a Banana Skeptic)
1. It Actually Stops Snoring
We get it — “It’s just tape?”
The banana part’s a joke.
The tape? Dead serious.
Hostage Tape trains your body to nose breathe =
Less snoring, more oxygen, better sleep.
“My SnoreLab score dropped from 100+ to 5.” – Brian H.
“My wife finally sleeps through the night.” – Terry B.
2. Built for Beards. And Comfort. And Not Ripping Your Face Off.
Got a beard? You’re in the right place.
We invented this stuff for hairy skeptics.
✅ Doesn’t fall off
✅ Doesn’t rip your soul (or face)
✅ Can survive ice bowl dunking
“Held all night, no issues with my beard.” – Juan R.
3. Premium Sleep for Pennies
Other “solutions”:
❌ Chin straps that smell like sadness
❌ Loud machines
❌ Cheap tape that ghosts you by 2AM
Hostage Tape:
✅ Under $0.55/day
✅ Actually works
✅ Gets results (and sometimes your wife back)
“More energy than I can remember.” – David N.
“Bye, chin strap. Hello, comfort.” – Marvin P.
4. Doesn’t Feel Trapped or Scary
You’ll forget it’s on.
Like a weighted blanket for your mouth.
Porous. Breathable.
Banana-resistant.
“Skeptical at first… now I forget it’s on.” – Leigh K.
5. Try It. No Regrets. No Roars.
Still not sure?
Try it.
Don’t like it? Send it back.
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No drama. No hostage negotiations.
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🤔 FAQs
Is Hostage Tape safe?
Yes — it’s breathable, hypoallergenic, and designed for nasal breathing.
Will it work with my beard?
Absolutely. That’s what we’re famous for.
What if I don’t like it?
Return it within 30 days. Full refund. No growling required.
Real Reviews from Real Humans
Alex D.
"Admittedly I was skeptical about whether or not this tape would actually improve my sleep. I can’t believe how wrong I was. This stuff has absolutely improved the quality of my sleep. 10 out of 10 recommend."
Theresa D.
"In all ways of working of optimization, I finally added hostage tape. I had an amazing first night of sleep, and it’s really easy to wear, I was very pleasantly surprised! I even felt my breathing instantly regulate. Excited to implement this new habit."
Peter P.
"I really love the nasal strips. The popular name brand strips irritate my nose and I end up peeling off in the middle of the night. Not Hostage Tape ones. Ultra comfortable."